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Make a statement with these humorous wooden Mini Signs! They measure 3"x4" plus wire. Each sign hangs on a wire and is accented with a fabric bow. Printed on heavy card stock and mounted on quality 1/4" MDF. The sides are stained in brown. If you have a favorite saying, we can custom make one for you at no additional charge. Please E-Mail Tina with your saying.

The following statements are also available as Magnets!

Choose from the following sayings:

"PMS allows a woman once a month to act like men do everyday!"

$4.00 Item # MSS-A

"If I had known that grandchildren were so much fun, I would have had them first!"

$4.00 Item # MSS-B

"I searched until the rainbow's end and found not gold, but you my friend!"

$4.00 Item # MSS-C

"God blesses this kitchen, but he doesn't clean it!"

$4.00 Item # MSS-D

"I'd rather be 40 than pregnant!"

$4.00 Item # MSS-E

"I am not having hot flashes- I'm having power surges!"

$4.00 Item # MSS-F

"Middle age is when you hear smack, crackle, pop...and you are not eating cereal!"

$4.00 Item # MSS-G

"When you are over the hill you pick up speed!"

$4.00 Item # MSS-H

"When you are pushing 40 that's exercise enough!"

$4.00 Item # MSS-I-40

"When you are pushing 50 that's exercise enough!"

$4.00 Item # MSS-I-50

"Just when a woman thinks her work is done, she becomes a grandma!"

$4.00 Item # MSS-J

"I love to live life in the fast lane...but I'm married to a speed bump!"

$4.00 Item # MSS-K

"When god made men, SHE was only joking!"

$4.00 Item # MSS-L

"Husbands may come and go... but best friends last forever!"

$4.00 Item # MSS-M

"I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person!"

$4.00 Item # MSS-N

"2 teach is 2 touch lives 4 ever!"

$4.00 Item # MSS-O

"A clean house is a sign of wasted life!"

$4.00 Item # MSS-P

"I cleaned house yesterday- sorry you've missed it!"

$4.00 Item # MSS-Q

"You may touch my dust but please don't write in it!"

$4.00 Item # MSS-R

"Please pick up after yourself, your mother doesn't work here!"

$4.00 Item # MSS-S

"This house is protected by killer dustballs!"

$4.00 Item # MSS-T

"Crafts forever, housework whenever!"

$4.00 Item # MSS-U

"I never get lost because everyone tells me where to go!"

$4.00 Item # MSS-V

"Did you want to talk to the man in charge or the woman that knows what's going on?"

$4.00 Item # MSS-X

"Chief Executive Officer in charge of diddly squat- RETIRED!"

$4.00 Item # MSS-Y

"Men are living proof that a woman can take a joke!"

$4.00 Item # MSS-Z

"Being a woman isn't easy- it requires dealing with men!"

$4.00 Item # MSS-A1

"Friends welcome-Relatives by appointment only!"

$4.00 Item # MSS-B1

"Craftshow Junkie!"

$4.00 Item # MSS-C1

"What retirement means to the lady of the house is twice as much husband and half as much income!"

$4.00 Item # MSS-D1

"All hearts go home for Christmas for love is always there!"

$4.00 Item # MSS-E1

"Santa- I want it all!"

$4.00 Item # MSS-F1

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